i hate it when teachers say this
| teacher: | from all this talking, i assume you're done. |
| me: | from all this complaining, i assume you're single. |
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
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I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
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If everyone doesn’t reblog this, I’m unfollowing all of you.
reblogging solely for martin freeman
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[esteban voice] thees ees a deesaster
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